completelyjared:

hattedmistress:

oneeyedhaise:

mother i must feed

Mother, why do you cry?

75% REAL BABY HAIR

completelyjared:

hattedmistress:

oneeyedhaise:

mother i must feed

Mother, why do you cry?

75% REAL BABY HAIR

drugdoer:

grassfire:

Imagine if Breaking Bad was set in Canada or the UK or Australia. Walt discovers he has lung cancer, is promptly treated at no cost and discharged with no financial burden apart from $20 in subsidised prescriptions. The end.

hmm. it’s almost as if Breaking Bad might have been trying to say something. Who knows, though

dilfgod:

dilfgod:

#goals

#goals

seriousjones:

my college allows students to print 16 full-color pages per day for free

seriousjones:

my college allows students to print 16 full-color pages per day for free

swornswans:

bralpha:

bralpha:

so yesterday i got home from my best friend’s birthday party and thirty seconds later my sister comes into my room and asks me if i can keep a secret and i said it depends and she pulled a fucking cat out from behind her back and i was like “i think we can keep this between us”

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his name is peanut and hes this country’s most precious secret 

well now 171 people know about this you had one job

WHO BROUGHT IT BACK

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spoooky-punk:

I FOUND A KIM POSSIBLE DOLL AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO REACT

dont skip leg day